Izzyisms- Age 9

" Mama, you need to go to the doctor, your butt should be flat not poufy."

Jockisms- Age 20

When asked what he benched by a passerby: " I bench Volkswagons."

Angelaisms- Age 39

" A selfless heart begets another selfless heart."

Saturday, July 30, 2011

5 Things a Woman MUST have.

1. Her own opinion.  Not one that can warped. thwarted, bent or manipulated.

2. Her own moral code and set of ethics.  Not one that can be tested by someone else's moral code and ethics.

3. Her mouth. With her mind behind it,  her mouth can change the world.

4. The mind of a million men. She needs to be able to view life from another's perspective, although she         does not need to adhere or accept another's way of life, she needs to be cognizant of said POV.

5. The confidence to use the above to her advantage.

. I will be off color, witty, naive, humorous, provocative, old-fashioned, predictable, oxymoronic, over analytical, self-deprecating, and more than likely, committing at least one of the seven deadly sins each time I sit down to write. I might just discover the eighth by the time I am done.

Let the musings commence!

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